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N****r. Nuclear. Nation.

Three Syllables America Has Never Stopped Playing with—Sometimes as Joke, Sometimes as Threat, Always as Truth

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Taylor Allyn
Oct 03, 2025
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A dark, grainy illustration showing Trump and an ally taking a selfie while laughing, surrounded by devilish humanoid figures with red and black skin, horns, glowing red eyes, and sharp grins. One devil has its hand draped across Trump’s shoulder. The flash of the phone illuminates their faces against a shadowed background, casting a sinister, theatrical glow.
Let’s get real. Power doesn’t hide its face, it laughs with it. Trump, his enablers, and the devils they keep close. (UNSPUN Illustration, October 2025)


October 2, 2025

“For the mouth that speaks, kills. And the tongue that kills, laughs.”
—The Thunder, Perfect Mind


Preface: The Doctrine of Unspeakable Things

Power speaks most truthfully when it thinks it’s joking. This is not paradox but pattern. The things empires cannot admit in policy documents arrive disguised as humor, dressed in the plausible deniability of punchlines.

September 30, 2025. Quantico, Virginia. The site where American force learns to call itself honor. Pete Hegseth, the Fox News Secretary of War, had just finished lecturing about fitness standards while standing next to a president whose body violates every medical guideline since Eisenhower. The Joint Chiefs sat processing this absurdity when Trump decided to add his own.

“There are two N-words you can’t use,” he said. “The N-word...and nuclear.”

No one laughed. No one applauded. They just stared at him. Blank. The kind of stare you perfect after decades of military service, the one that reveals nothing while you process whatever fresh stupidity your civilian leadership has just produced.

But here’s what none of them grasped: Trump, in his typical fumbling way, had just exposed the operating system America runs on. Too stupid to hide what smarter presidents conceal, he’d revealed that the nation’s two ultimate weapons share the same source code.

Confession in Uniform

September 30, 2025. A Tuesday that will be remembered for its honesty, if not its dignity.

This is the man who said, word for word, “I just grab them by the pussy.” Not “inappropriately touch.” He said pussy. He said grab. The man who called African nations “shithole countries.” Said shithole, not “developing.” The man who has no filter, no restraint, no boundary he won’t violate.

Yet here, even he retreated into euphemism. “The N-word.”

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